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Reading time: 6 minutes - July 11, 2022 - by Snapshot Editor

Photo jokes (Attention: now it's getting flat!)

From the new snapshot: "Humor"

Joke sites usually elicit only a weary smile. Ours, too, is brimming with bad and old-fashioned jokes. Nevertheless, such a page naturally belongs in the "Humor" issue. As we all know, humor is when you laugh anyway!

Laugh it up!

 

After the photo job at the office, "Look, one hour exposed and no one is blurred!"

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The hosts are thrilled: "Incredibly great photos. You must have an expensive camera!" The photo team replies nothing.
At the end of the evening, "The food was delicious. You must have very expensive pots!"

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What do you call it when you take a picture of a crocodile? - Snapshot

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"You know, the photographer across the street had his wife run away."
"And how did he take it? "
"ISO 400, f/2.8, 1/250"

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What kind of photos do lobsters take the most? Shellfies.


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A zebra walks into the photo studio.
"I'd like passport photos. "
"In color or black and white?"

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When a customer scolds the photographer, "They're charging me two hundred euros for this photo. And it doesn't even look like me." The photographer replies, "That's why it's so expensive. "

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"How did you celebrate New Year's Eve?" - "I don't know! I haven't seen any pictures yet."

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"How do you like your steak?" - "RAW"

Your submissions

"What does a photographer call a nail?" "Image Stabilizer"


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